Tournament Winna [Matt Tremont] (Harvey Danger parody)


I went to tourneys. He was in them.
I was sitting in a front row chair.
You best believe that I was there
for every damn tourney victory.

Master of Pain 2012 and Carnage Cup 2013 champion.
Those trophies, he always grabs them.
He holds them above his head in glee.
Does he lose? No, he never does.

He's not sick, but he's not well.
One thing's for sure.
He's tough as hell.

TOD winner in 2015 and a repeat deathmatch king.
His forehead, it's always bleeding.
See his performance on DVD.

Competes in a sport that's violent.
Only crazy people exceeding.
Sweat on his forehead is beading when fire is used.
Now he's a burn victim, God damn you!

He's not sick, but he's not well.
One thing's for sure.
He's nuts as hell.
He's not sick, but he's not well.
Is it a sin
to kill himself?

I write songs for deathmatch kings.
Read wrestling magazines.
I wanna watch all the tourneys I can afford to buy.
The trivia inside of the songs I write;
learn something every time.
Every time. Time....

Never worries too much before a match,
he's just clearing his thinking.
Watch his documentary
and see him hit the barbed-wire ropes.
It's digging holes in his skin!

Hear the voices in the crowd, I swear to god that
they're never snoring.
His matches are never boring.
They're quite the opposite, he's in agony.
The crowd is roaring.

He's not sick, but he's not well.
One thing's for sure.
He's tough as hell.
He's not sick, but he's not well.
Is it a sin
to kill himself?


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