One Televised Match [Kizarny]

Week after week, Kizarny's hilarious promos would air. I would get a little more hyped for his debut after each one. Finally, after months, he made his TV debut on the first Smackdown of 2009. He was released shortly after; this was his only televised match. Anytime WWE has a good gimmick going for them, they find a way to screw it up. I held out my PPV boycott from 2009 up until the WWE Network debuted. Before the boycott, I was buying every single WWE pay-per-view.
Kizarny was the greatest gimmick in wrestling history.
If you ask me, he should have been headlining
pay-per-views. Gettin' in feuds. Headlines on WrestleNewz.
There's no excuse why he was released,
yet still we see gimmicks like JTG. (Cryme Time promoting crime to kids, while Kizarny is simply a light-hearted character)
Intelligence insulting.
Yes, I am salty!

Cut hilarious promos.
Best theme music in the cosmos.
Had one televised match, had me in a trance.
Finally, made his TV debut.
Danced down the aisle.
Took a while to have his first match!
First SmackDown of '09,
here it is at last.
Yet, MVP buried Kizarny on TV!

Takin' bumps wrong, botched DDT.
Confusion on who was the heel and the babyface.
Kizarny's arsenal of moves stuns dudes!
Unique offense, breath of fresh air.
Taken off the air. Extremely unfair.
Build up a character for months
just to have one moment of fun.
I am boycotting buying PPVs until they
re-hire Kizarny and use him efficiently.
Use him efficiently. Wrestles on the indies.

I've sent letters to WWE saying bring back Kizarny.
His name's Sinn Bodhi, married to Miss Kitty.
Over the top? Yes.
Ridiculous. It was the best. It was the best.
Ridiculous. One of the greatest gimmicks.
One of my all-time favorites.
One of the greatest gimmicks.
One of my all-time favorites.
One of the greatest gimmicks.
Want an action figure of his.
It was the best.
It was the best.
It was the best.
It was the best.
It was the best.
It was the best.


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