The Full-Figured Jr. Heavyweight [Greg Excellent]


Gotta give him props, 'cause he's got his own fed.
Puttin' mad hours into the event. So it functions.
Always upfront with the boys in the back.
Hit ya with the rick roll, now you lay flat.

What a heel move when he tigerbombed his own mom.
...Gotta say, that angle was a funny one.
Mountain Dew shirt with nutrition facts on the back.
Want a shirt like that! And he's got the hat!

In the Mia Yim rubber match, his head smacked
...on the floor. I think they should have a mat.
When he finally made it backstage, he sat.
His head cracked on the ground when it made impact.

Interactive with the fans during his entrance.
Got a can of Mountain Dew, sometimes people drink it.
Sometimes Greg sets it on the apron. It plays a role
during the match for a spot; Outta control.

Wearin' Superman tights. He hypnotized
The Osirian Portal. Saw it on P.T.I.
Micheal Wilbon, no matter if he wanted or not
Saw Greg Excellent dancin' in a thong.

OK, technically, it was a pair of breifs, but ya
gotta beleive me, I saw the live feed.
Didn't expect to see CZ that evening
on ESPN. It was surprising!

All the sudden, Greg Excellent on the screen
in the ring dancing. Wilbon was laughing!
I ended up the one explaining what the
hell was on the TV. Lucky me!

In the 7th annual Tournament of Death,
made it to round 2. Greg Excellent had a
shirt that said "Kong's in my Pants".
If if made ya laugh, that makes two of us.

Interacts with the fans during his entrance.
Got a can of Mountain Dew, sometimes people drink it.
Sometimes Greg sets it on the apron. It plays a role
during the match for a spot; Outta control.

Wearin' Superman tights. He hypnotized
The Osirian Portal. Saw it on P.T.I.
Micheal Wilbon, no matter if he wanted or not
Saw Greg Excellent dancin' with no bra.

Interactive with the fans during his entrance.
Got a can of Mountain Dew, sometimes people drink it.
Sometimes Greg sets it on the apron. It plays a role
during the match for a spot; Outta control.

Wearin' Superman tights. He hypnotized
The Osirian Portal. Saw it on P.T.I.
Kornheiser got an eyeful, sir.
So did the people watchin' on home monitors.

In the Mia Yim rubber match, his head smacked
...on the floor. I think they should have a mat.
When he finally made it backstage, he sat.
His head cracked on the ground when it made impact.

Interactive with the fans during his entrance.
Got a can of Mountain Dew, sometimes people drink it.
Sometimes Greg sets it on the apron. It plays a role
during the match for a spot; Outta control.

Wearin' Superman tights. He hypnotized
The Osirian Portal. Saw it on P.T.I.
Micheal Wilbon, no matter if he wanted or not
Saw Greg Excellent dancin' with no bra.

Interactive with the fans during his entrance.
Got a can of Mountain Dew, sometimes people drink it.
Sometimes Greg sets it on the apron. It plays a role
during the match for a spot; Outta control.

Wearin' Superman tights. He hypnotized
The Osirian Portal. Saw it on P.T.I.
Kornheiser got an eyeful, sir.
So did the people watchin' on home monitors.


Back