Less Than Nice [APA]


The APA was a physical display of
brute force back in my heyday.
Pay them a price and they'll guard your life.
In a bar fight, they were less than nice.

See, they were known for sendin' ya home from the
pub with a punishing, hardcore bump.
Put ya through a glass pitcher filled up to the brim.
In a pool of beer n' blood's where ya swim.

He was named lineman of the year.
Five seasons later, played for the Browns, right here.
Faarooq Asaad debut, July 22 '96.
Appeared at SummerSlam, it was sick!

A feud with Ahmed, then he dropped the "Asad".
Picked up a new manager, Clarence Mason.
Formed a stable, Nation of Domination.
Late '98, became Hell's Henchmen

with Justin The Hawk Bradshaw.
Managed by the Jackal. Later on, in the Ministry,
became Acolytes. Engaged in many feuds, and street fights
with the Brood and DX. Not to mention

brainwashing Dennis Knight and Mabel,
giving them new labels. Mideon and Viscera.
Now the Brood joined, too. Now I'm glued to the tube.
An Undertaker injury, now it's through.

Now it's time for a gimmick change.
The APA had an unforgettable reign.
Back on TV recently, but they'll never attain the
glory they formerly had back in the day when the

storyline didn't waste my time.
Every Monday night, everything was fine.
Everything I had to do stopped, 'cause on Raw is War,
somebody was about to get dropped.

But backstage most days, you could bet your wage
the APA interview would end this way:
A scuffle and a couple true hardcore bumps.
Battered and bruised with numerous sore lumps.

...No joke behind the scenes.
When the camera cuts, performers still writhing.
Time for the crew to clean up the mess.
The APA left a pile of debris. They're the best!

Now when Ron's on air he only says "Damn".
In Fall '07, this trend was broke in Cleveland.
Ron put Steve-O through the door. Fell flat on the floor.
Steve-O took a bump, Raw was right before

the debut of his new show. Got news, though.
Tables and chairs under the ring? They use those.
Body breaks the tables with brute throws.
This is the career you chose.

Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.

Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.

Now when Ron's on air he only says "Damn".
In Fall '07, this trend was broke in Cleveland.
Ron put Steve-O through the door. Fell flat on the floor.
Steve-O took a bump, Raw was right before

the debut of his new show. Got news, though.
Tables and chairs under the ring? They use those.
Body breaks the tables with brute throws.
This is the career you chose.

Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.

Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.
Yes, this is the career you chose.


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