A Friendly Crazy Man [Cactus Jack]

This was the song that landed me the opportunity to make the Havoc theme. After hearing an early recording of the track, Danny asked me to make him an official theme!
He's missing 4 teeth. He's got barbed wire scars on his arm.
Drove with Abdullah in his car.
Defeated Terry Funk, became the King of the Deathmatch.
Didn't keep the trophy but his title's still intact.

In 1994 in Germany versus Vader,
pinching ropes tore his ear off. Bagged it up for later.
A friendly crazy man. An elbow from the 2nd rope will
leave ya like McMahon. In a bedpan.

He's insane, and..he competed in Japan.
Broken glass, barbed wire bat in his hand.
Wrestled Mr. Pogo in a hellfire ring.
He lost the bout, but kept on doin' his thing.

Taking bumps. On the concrete floor.
During his prime, in any Federation, no one took 'em more.
A fifteen foot plunge from the top of the cell
can break your body in half. But he lived to tell the tale.

Cleveland, Ohio, boiler room brawl.
I witnessed Paul Bearer make a judgement call!

A Federation classic. The first of it's kind.
A hardcore addict in the town of mine.
Thanks to Vic Grimes, in one eye, New Jacks blind.
Thanks to Mankind, the Federation climbed in those times.

Before he left for Dee's he picked up the Loved One.
Put it in his pile of tapes, that's how his journey begun.
How do you know may be your thoughts? Read it in Blood n' Sweatsocks.
Enduring many headlocks, Mick rose to the top.

A hardcore addict, takin' the plunge.
King of the Ring '98, they'll never duplicate those bumps.
A hardcore addict. Wearin' a smile after he
took the bumps that gave him legendary profile.
These days he's had it. Don't blame him a bit.
The fact he still can walk after those bumps proves it...
this guy was meant to wrestle. Later publish children's books.
Hard to find. If you happen to own one, let me take a look!

Jack's legacy always brings out the best in me.
inspires me to do the things I thought were crazy.
In Mr. Foley's case, Japan was the place he wore a
crimson mask on his face. Ssuperstardom he now chased.

Pogo took a face-first leap into a bed of
barbed-wire thanks to Jack. If that don't inspire,
I can't imagine what will. Took a brutal spill.
Terry Funk piledriver, drop ya on ya head, don't get killed.

But Cactus matches are
always guaranteed classics.

A hardcore addict, takin' the plunge
King of the Ring '98, they'll never duplicate those bumps.
A hardcore addict, wearin' a smile
after he took the bumps that gave him legendary profile.
These days he's had it. Don't blame him a bit. The fact he
still can walk after those bumps proves it.
This guy was meant to wrestle. Known throughout the industry.
Took a bump that enshrined his name in history.

Bang Bang!


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