Neon Ninja [Facade]

After an AIW show, I met up with Facade to pick up the "limited run T-shirt" mentioned in verse 2. I offered to make him a theme, and had it to him by the next week. He used it in his first encounter with Sabu in 2011.
Michael "the Bomber" Facade walks 'cross the ropes.
Jumped over the patio, put Flexor through a table.
When I saw it front row;
wXw style seating. On my feet.

Seen Facade in CZ.
Saw him on PWO TV.
At the Streetsboro Arena
Him and Shima had a big time meeting.

Among the top names every time I pay
admission, so they let me in.
Among the top names every time I pay
admission, so they let me in.

Limited run, a Facade T-shirt!
High quality, three color screen print.
IWC tag team champ.
IWA East Coast Zero G Tournament

winner in 2009.
Finished 'em with the Arashikage drive.
720 DDT, Phoenix Splash.
On ya back from a ropewalking attack.

...It's like he's in a video game.
A Neon Ninja, it's insane how he
pulls off some of the moves that he does.
Rackin' paint with a leap-over springboard bulldog.

...See him finish off his foe in a hurry!
Ninjaguri onto the concrete.
Falls count anywhere, him and Sabu.
Absolute dream match. Have you
seen the tape?

Among the top names every time I pay
admission, so they let me in.
Among the top names every time I pay
admission, so they let me in.

Sittin' in a seat at an independent show.
Up close. Compared to the last time those
mainstream guys came to the Gund, and I sat
500 feet back and paid twice the cost.

It's a good time at an indy card.
Especially when a match like Facade verse Flexor
took place in a unique arena.
Hopefully, I'll see another card there.

Facade did a plancha from the top of
the steel turnbuckle onto the
opponent below. It was like slow mo.
Took a big risk to hurt his foe.

And it looked stiff when he made contact.
I bet you for a few days he felt that
when he woke up. A three man showdown.
Gargano, Facade, Xion.

Throw ladders into the mix, you got a
Smart Mark must-see. Anytime Johnny Gargano
fights Facade, I'm there.
I don't care if a gotta request off where

I'm employed. On the indy scene
it's refreshing to see ropewalking.
Innovative offense. Hurricane Kick!
Back springboard flip with one and a half spins.

S - L - A - M, one move's called.
A split-legged Arabian moonsault.
When the Aerosol Assassin walks in the arena,
spray paints a souvenir.

I think that's a good routine.
Unique. Fits the persona Mike's portraying.
Neon Ninja. Game character.
Has a unique array of finishers.

His pants are black with neon side pockets.
Wearin' a Gi when he comes to the ring.

Among the top names every time I pay
admission, so they let me in.
Among the top names every time I pay
admission, so they let me in.

Among the top names every time I pay
admission, so they let me in.
Among the top names every time I pay
admission, so they let me in.


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